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Eats, Poops & Leaves

by Adam Wasson
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Because What You Don’t Know, Will Embarrass You.
What should you do if your baby shrieks at a wedding or “stealth vomits” on an innocent bystander? How can you use your child to avoid old friends you never liked in the first place? Is there a polite way to encourage cash baby-shower gifts or determine whether or not your babysitter is insane? Are there special rules for parentally impaired drivers?
Eats, Poops & Leaves has the answers to all these questions and more, offering polite yet innovative solutions to the etiquette situations—from the mundane to the bizarre—that confront all new parents, including:
Travel Etiquette: What to do when your baby screams on a plane
Workplace Etiquette: How to use your child (or your friend's!) as an excuse for tardiness and incompetence
Beauty Etiquette: Do strangers confuse your bald baby girl for a boy? We've got solutions.
Lots of books teach you how to change diapers, but this is the first book that will help you trick your spouse into doing it. At last, a hip, hysterical, illustrated etiquette guide to the things new parents really need to know.
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Publisher: Crown

Kindle Book

  • Release date: December 18, 2007

OverDrive Read

  • ISBN: 9780307420633
  • Release date: December 18, 2007

EPUB ebook

  • ISBN: 9780307420633
  • File size: 2176 KB
  • Release date: December 18, 2007

Formats

Kindle Book
OverDrive Read
EPUB ebook

subjects

Family & Relationships Nonfiction Humor (Nonfiction)

Languages

English

Because What You Don’t Know, Will Embarrass You.
What should you do if your baby shrieks at a wedding or “stealth vomits” on an innocent bystander? How can you use your child to avoid old friends you never liked in the first place? Is there a polite way to encourage cash baby-shower gifts or determine whether or not your babysitter is insane? Are there special rules for parentally impaired drivers?
Eats, Poops & Leaves has the answers to all these questions and more, offering polite yet innovative solutions to the etiquette situations—from the mundane to the bizarre—that confront all new parents, including:
Travel Etiquette: What to do when your baby screams on a plane
Workplace Etiquette: How to use your child (or your friend's!) as an excuse for tardiness and incompetence
Beauty Etiquette: Do strangers confuse your bald baby girl for a boy? We've got solutions.
Lots of books teach you how to change diapers, but this is the first book that will help you trick your spouse into doing it. At last, a hip, hysterical, illustrated etiquette guide to the things new parents really need to know.
Expand title description text
Family & Relationships Nonfiction Humor (Nonfiction)
  • Details

    Publisher:
    Crown

    Kindle Book
    Release date: December 18, 2007

    OverDrive Read
    ISBN: 9780307420633
    Release date: December 18, 2007

    EPUB ebook
    ISBN: 9780307420633
    File size: 2176 KB
    Release date: December 18, 2007

  • Creators
  • Formats
    Kindle Book
    OverDrive Read
    EPUB ebook
  • Languages
    English